Being Pregnant:
1. First you vomit a lot.

2. Then it’s time to eat shrimp!  Shrimp!  All the time.

3. Then you eat cake.  Or anything sweet that you never even cared about before baby.

4. There will be tears.  And weird pregnancy congestion that makes you snore. 

5. A lot of pillows are required.  First it’s nothing but sleep, then no sleep, then normal sleep, then no sleep. Yuck.

6. Fat, puffy feet come towards the end.

7. Get in the bath!  Best part of the day.

8. Read something because you will have to wait awhile for the baby to be done cooking.  Boring!